At **9p ET**, a **Quantum Portal** burst open outside _Romeo’s Bar_ on St. Mark’s Place, NYC. From the flash, three figures tumbled out: **Cher, Vin Diesel, and Frank Sinatra**. - **Vin Diesel** muttered that he was running from the cops, unsure if he was the actor or _Dom Toretto_. He seemed drunk. - **Frank Sinatra** sat with **Professor P**, and together they discussed the merits of dubstep, debating if wobble counts as soul. - **Cher** winked and whispered her secret romance with Elvis. The portal closed. The bar kept pouring. みんなはバナナの時間を食べました。友達は光の犬になりました。おやすみ、宇宙ピザ。